Years after the sequel to the original delicious sandwich the next installment of the franchise that has sold over 25 billion copies receives it's 3rd installment; CHEESESTEAK SANDWICH.
Cheesesteak sandwich v1:
-meat is shit
-the spread is vomit
-the cheese is snot
-the bread is old and moldy
cheeseteak sanwich v1.01:
-shit is changed to 3 month old meat
-vomit is toned downed
-snot cheese is toned down
-Changed bread value from old and moldy to stale
cheesesteak sandwich v1.02
-meat changed to month old meat
-vomit changed to mayonnaise in the back of refrigrator
-snot cheese toned down
Cheesesteak sandwich v1.03
-meat changed to 3 week old meat
-Mayonnaise changed to old mayonnaise
-snot changed to hard american cheese
-stale bread changed to 3 day old bread
cheesesteak sandwich v1.04
-Bread changed to day old bread
-meat changed to week old meat
-american cheese made relatively fresh
-mayonnaise changed to right before expiration date mayonnaise
GOAL:
-Fresh sandwich roll
-nice spread
-delicious carmelized onions
-diced steak
-american cheese perfectly melted
Hopefully it'll get there...but right now it's not looking great.
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